The Official Shipmates & Crew of the U.S.S. Mateboat
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Captain |
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Co-Captain |
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Dinghy Captain |
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Dinghy Recruiter |
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Party Coordinator/Roadie |
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Head Navigator |
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Rear Admiral |
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Head of Security |
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The Mast |
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Bilge Pumper/Head Custodian |
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The Parrot |
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Plank Supervisor |
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1st Mate/Probation Officer |
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The General |
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Water Technician |
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Disc Jockey/Cannon Manager |
| Head Deckhand |
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Midnight Roundy Patrol |
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Cannonball |
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Sensei/Bong Technician |
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Cosmopolitan |
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Cabin Boy |
| Gorgeous Lounge Singer/Dancer |
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Chopper Pilot |
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The Stowaway |
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The Anchor |
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Map Maker |
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Helmsman/Maintenance Man |
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Chief Security Inspector |
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Head of Hospitality |
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Bounty Hunter |
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Powder Monkey |